Unfortunately, Teresa

This was so much fun - I saw this on Elizabeth's blog at Bits of Sunshine/

Here are her instructions:

here's a silly meme to try
go to google.com
type in
Unfortunately, (your name)
read what comes up
laugh
be thankful that you aren't so unfortunate as your namesakes

Here are a few of mine:

Unfortunately, Teresa did not learn her lesson about vacuums and stairs from this mistake and a couple of other vacuums have nearly suffered the Cyclone's ...

Unfortunately, Teresa has developed an aversion to the ...

Unfortunately, Teresa House is unable to accept every person who is referred. Each case is evaluated carefully and priority is given to those people who do ...

unfortunately, teresa, your sources were incorrect but thats ok.....we already played the house of blues and it was really cool....we actually play ...

Unfortunately, Teresa was caught this time. However, as she is a "Teacher's Pet", she got away with it. Now, a new stash of files was found. ...

Teresa offered technology courses to assist employees with these needs. Unfortunately, Teresa no longer offers these courses, as ...

Unfortunately, Teresa's fears deter her from acting upon her freedom and she runs off to find her family. In an attempt to flee the environment of the ...

Unfortunately Teresa could no longer find the time for the band, the main reason being that her fashion design studies became more time ...